Alchemy This

Living without money.

·54 min·5 clips
A man who throws money in the trash tries to live without it, sparking a chaotic encounter over a $10 bill.
The episode opens with host Kevin Pollak introducing the improvisers: Jackie Gonzalez-DeRuthi, Chris Alvarado, James Heaney, Joey Greer, and Tool Singh. They start with a scene suggestion from patron VIP Milton about a man living without money, who throws cash away. This evolves into a scene where Chuck tries to avoid money, leading to encounters with Myrna about medical bills and van life dreams. Chuck eventually gives Myrna $120,000, implicating her in a fraud ring and a sand prison. The second scene, from listener Roman, involves doomsday preppers in a bunker who forgot a bathroom. A shirtless man deals with class-based privileges, a contaminant alarm, and his wife's arrival. The third scene, from Kerouac Smith, is titled 'Three Point Turns' and mixes a driving lesson with a gang called the Vipers. An undercover cop infiltrates the gang, leading to conflicts about U-turns and acting classes. Throughout, the improvisers weave absurdity, wordplay, and social commentary, with recurring themes of financial stress, bureaucracy, and identity. The episode concludes with thanks to the performers and promotions for other iHeart podcasts.

As heard by us

Starter supplies, closing doors, and a bathroom-free shelter turn practical panic into anxious comedy.

The review is strongest when it keeps its focus on two sturdy comic engines: Kyle reaching number seven with only starter shoes and starter pants, and Roman pitching a sealed doomsday shelter that somehow has no bathroom.

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Why you'd press play

If starter shoes, closing doors, and a missing prepper bathroom sound like your kind of chaos, press play.

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