2 ALs 1 Pod: A comedy podcast with a touch of crass. · Stand-up comedians Al Ducharme and Al Romas

2 Als 1 Pod Vol 373: You think you have problems? Listen to these two morons.

March 23, 2026·40 min·2 clips

“Class Action Park” had a looping tube, exposed machinery, and eight deaths.

1. Two Al's One Pod Vol 373 centers on Al Rombus in Clearwater and Al Ducharme calling from the Wonder of the Seas near Miami. 2. Al Rombus hosts from Clearwater, Florida, while Al Ducharme is the cruise-ship comic on the Wonder of the Seas, which matters because the episode depends on their remote setup. 3. The episode asks what happens when two comics swap cruise-ship work stories, scam stories, and doctor stories instead of staying on one topic. 4. Ducharme says he works around “10,000 people a week” and keeps catching colds despite zinc, hand avoidance, and “beekeeper spray.” 5. The hosts describe cruise lines running three-day and four-day party sailings, with “Spring break and St. Patrick’s Day” meaning “a lot of drunk people vomiting.” 6. They compare show schedules, including two shows one night, three the next, and two more in the theater. 7. Rombus tells a story about a young man asking for “a dollar for a cig” while he was smoking a cigar. 8. The pair turn that line into a joke t-shirt idea and talk about sending a mug to whoever makes it. 9. They discuss a Facebook Marketplace scam attempt involving Zelle, a fake profile, and the advice to stay “cash only.” 10. Rombus says he sold a mini fridge by meeting the buyer at the storage unit and taking cash. 11. One segment explains how some buyers still try to renegotiate after agreeing on a price, even when they are already standing there. 12. The most detailed digression is a documentary on Action Park in Vernon Valley, New Jersey, which they call “Class Action Park.” 13. They describe a loop tube that lacked enough water pressure, so mannequins came out damaged before local kids were paid to try it. 14. The hosts mention a wave pool incident involving an exposed fan cover and say the park had eight deaths before changes were made. 15. Security on the ship becomes a topic when Rombus says he was told to clear out during a cigar break, then learned there was a medical helicopter evacuation. 16. They joke that a tattoo clue from a kidnapping case is too vague to help, then drift into “Mama G” and other running references. 17. The tone is loose, fast, and profane, with long back-and-forth riffs and abrupt topic changes. 18. The format is a phone-style remote conversation between two hosts who interrupt each other and keep returning to ship life, scams, and aging-body jokes. 19. Listeners who like cruise-ship comedy and bodily-health banter. 20. Skip it if you want a tightly structured interview or story arc.

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